Tears of a Clown

In the least exciting scandal since she tried to turn an Oklahoma suicide into a an international bomb plot, Malkin and her team of wingnuts "bust" USA Today for using Photoshop:

Check out the photo of Condoleezza Rice that was published by USA Today last week:

Beelzebub Condi

Notice anything peculiar about her eyes?

No, Condi isn't possessed; the photo was manipulated.

Stop the presses! Breaking news: the MSM is using Quark to format their text!