I’m writing to you from Kuwait (the land Saddam Hussein raped and pillaged during the first Gulf War)—the whole gang arrived late last night,and we’re not sleeping much due to jet lag.
It’s 104 degrees at 8:30 at night. We’re taking off again at 6:30 A.M. in a military transport aircraft for Camp Victory.
Oh, that Kuwait. At least she lets us know where they are headed next: Camp Victory. It's located next to Baghdad International Airport, so if you are hoping our intrepid travelers would come face to face with a car bomb, you are out of luck. Here's where they will be roughing it tomorrow:
The troops and contractors risk drowning, sunburn, and pruny fingers in the ominous shadow of a former palace belonging to Saddam Hussein (you know, the guy who raped and pillaged Kuwait).
Dude, I have such a wedgie! The horror. The horror.
Yeah, it looks pretty cushy at Camp Victory, but just try getting some Bain de Soleil Luminessence Tanning Creme at the PX. Can't be done. Let's hope the Truth Tour folks can stand roughing it here.