In case you haven't heard, a group of wingnut radio blabbers got tired of "constant bashing of America from the shamelessly liberal media" and decided to head out to Iraq to tell the Merkin people the good news about the War on Terra. They are calling it the Truth Tour and brag that they will be "sleeping on the same "smelly cots" as their military hosts and eating the same food."
Our intrepid travelers put their lives on the line, roughing it like the real troops, at the Quorum Hotel in Tampa Florida.
What better place to hear an unbiased viewpoint of Iraq than Centcom HQ in Tampa?
Any resemblance between this briefing and a scene from the original "Manchurian Candidate" movie is purely a product of your inner frenchman.
Next stop: Kuwait!