Saturday, May 23, 2009

Rahm Emanuel at Sarah Lawrence College Commencement 2009

KENOSHA KID EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT THE KENOSHA KID!!
I managed to smuggle one of my many researcher/reporters into this elite event!


I'm White House Chief of Staff, I don't need an honorary doctorate bitches!


The bright shiny faces I see before me are the children of our future, teach us well, yadda yadda yadda


Sheep being prepared for the slaughter Graduating seniors listen attentively


I was told there would be cake.

4 comments:

pansypoo said...

fuck cake, did he swear?

The Kenosha Kid said...

Video and transcriptHe didn't swear, but he referenced his swearing. It was a meta-swear.

Also note that the transcript describes a "late-night walk from the Pub to the New Dorms" but on the video he says "the Pub to Lynd" a distinction that is important to me, and I suspect, no one else.

pansypoo said...

i certainly do not get it.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Fcuk cake, only pie counts.
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