Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Nobody expects...

Be careful the next time you see Jebus in your grilled cheese, Ratzinger is clamping down:

Catholics who claim they have seen the Virgin Mary will be forced to remain silent about the apparitions until a team of psychologists, theologians, priests and exorcists have fully investigated their claims under new Vatican guidelines aimed at stamping out false claims of miracles.

The Pope has instructed the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, formerly the Holy Office of the Inquisition, to draw up a new handbook to help bishops snuff out an explosion of bogus heavenly apparitions.

1 comment:

pansypoo said...

but are they gonna prevent ebay sales of said holy object?