Friday, July 03, 2009

Why is Sarah Palin resigning?

1. Willow is pregnant
2. "Crossed the line" with Governor Sanford
3. Devastating Vanity Fair article
4. Putting good of nation over her own petty ambitions

10 comments:

Monica_A: Giggity said...

Yes.

Southern Beale said...

LOL. And here I was blaming David Letterman. Can't wait to see HIS top 10 list about this!

jack said...

Michael Steele for Alaska Governor. Switch!

Anonymous said...

She's preggers with McCain's spawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flying Junior said...

It has always been about Obama and Palin.

Randy said...

Why settle for Michael Steele, when you can have Alan Keyes? He's always ready to pack up and campaign in a new state!

Anonymous said...

5. She's nuts.
6. Leaving family for girlfriend in Argentina.
7. Offered new job as Wal-Mart greeter.
8. Sick of the rain in Juneau.
9. How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Paree?
10. Seceding from Todd.

pansypoo said...

4 plus she is too big for alaska. she has teevee gnews in her gun site.

Bowler said...

it looks like this year we get two days of fireworks in a row instead of just the usual one day

arithmoquine said...

11. Always wanted to hike the Appalachian trail.
12. Enlisted in the military to do her maternal duty and protect Track (or whatever) in Afghanistan.
13. Needed more time to practice her winking.
14. Turns out she was the one with Downs syndrome.
15. Got a contract for making blow-up sex dolls for Republicans, and it paid better than the governorship.

And if she's got a serious health problem, I'm going to feel like a jerk.