Friday, May 30, 2008

Kathleen Parker Gets the New Talking Points

Revenge of the Nerd, May 30, 2008 12:00 AM
At the White House, former colleagues wonder what happened to the Scott they thought they knew? What caused that sweet guy to betray his former boss and friends with a tell-all memoir — What Happened — already No. 1 on Amazon?

Who is that unmasked man?

The Corner, May 30, 11:39 AM
This Just In From The White House [Kathleen Parker]

Scott who? I'm sure this is devastating news to many, but I'm told by a White House insider that the president of the United States is in meetings today about urgent matters concerning the nation's business. But what about, you know, Scott McClellan? Who? Oh, yes, Scott. Dear fellow. Whatever happened to him? He left the White House two years ago when it became clear that he was unable to speak coherently at the podium and, well, that was that.

Somebody said he wrote a book. More breaking news to come . . .

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