Bwahaha! Look at that weirdo slice of pizza McCain ordered in Brooklyn! It's got all kinds of friggin' weirdo stuff on it! Bwahaha! Doesn't he know how we order pizza in Brooklyn? "Gimme a regulah slice. A REGULAH SLICE." Instead McCain orders some pussy slice with all kindsa crap on it! BWAHAHA!!!
BREAKING PIZZAGATE UPDATE:
Then, he walked down the street to Verrazano Pizza, where he had trouble following instructions on how to fold the slice of pizza properly.