Friday, April 11, 2008

Pizzagate

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Bwahaha! Look at that weirdo slice of pizza McCain ordered in Brooklyn! It's got all kinds of friggin' weirdo stuff on it! Bwahaha! Doesn't he know how we order pizza in Brooklyn? "Gimme a regulah slice. A REGULAH SLICE." Instead McCain orders some pussy slice with all kindsa crap on it! BWAHAHA!!!

BREAKING PIZZAGATE UPDATE:
Then, he walked down the street to Verrazano Pizza, where he had trouble following instructions on how to fold the slice of pizza properly.

8 comments:

Virginia said...

OMG WTF is that buffalo mozzarella? What kind of snotty elitist fuck doesn't just have the pepperoni like everyone else and SHUT UP????

You don't go into a pizza parlor and get whatever you want, you take what they give you.

Jeesh.

Zap Rowsdower said...

Shouldn't he be playing Frogger, ala George Costanza?

The Kenosha Kid said...

He is too busy prancing around with his mozzarella di bufala to play a regular joe game like Frogger.

Dirk Gently said...

looks like pepperoni and marshmallow to me. what, did he order s'more pizza?

Southern Beale said...

:lol:

Yeah what kind of snob eats elitist pizza! What a nancy!! I bet he windsurfs, too!

racymind said...

You guys fold your pizza?

Folding is for laundry. I am never going to the northeast ever again.

joejoejoe said...

No pizza-in-a-cup? ELITIST!

The Kenosha Kid said...

My crack investigative team has determined that the offending cheese is ricotta. Or, as it's pronounced in Brooklyn, ruh-gott. Not that John "My Wife Bought Me Eight Mansions" McCain would know that.