Tuesday, April 22, 2008

John McCain is 100% Disabled

Via First Draft, it turns out that John "My Wife Bought Me 8 Mansions" McCain is not only a kept man, he is also a Welfare Queen.

Sen. John McCain has long said he is in robust health and is strong enough to hike the Grand Canyon, but he also is receiving what his staff Monday termed a "disability pension" from the Navy.

When McCain released his tax return for 2007 on Friday, he separately disclosed that he received a pension of $58,358 that was not listed as income on his return.


This shocking news will probably have a massive impact on - wait, what's that? It's Wafflegate!

“Today, Obama continued to dodge questions from the media, responding that he just wanted to eat his waffle,” the Republican National Committee said in an email sent to reporters that included press accounts of the waffle incident at the Glider diner.


... and when the Republican National Committee sent the 'jump' email, the "liberal media" responded, "How high?"

Update: The waffle