The Illinois senator, who is on a six-day bus tour of Pennsylvania to “introduce himself” to the state’s voters, dropped in on a bowling alley in Altoona late on Saturday and, after chatting with some people, put on a pair of bowling shoes to try his hand in a competition with Sen. Robert Casey, who has recently endorsed him.
The candidate’s first attempt was a gutterball.
“I’ve got to get at least something,” he said as he turned around to face a growing crowd.
His next attempt, another gutterball, showed little improvement.
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