Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Can I get a Theory

Fire Breaks Out on White House Grounds

WASHINGTON — A two-alarm fire broke out on the White House grounds Wednesday morning, sending 1,000 federal workers scurrying for safety and damaging Vice President Dick Cheney’s ceremonial suite in the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building across the street from the West Wing.

Post conspiracy theories in comments.


watertiger said...

Dick Cheney was using his pacemaker to power the shredders.

Anonymous said...

George Bush warned us years ago that some campaigns would be "cover operations, secret even in success."

And let us not forget that Cheney has a secret, underground lair.

r@d@r said...

isn't that how the vatican announces the selection of a new pope? does this mean a successor to the boy king george has been chosen?

i read elsewhere on teh intarnets that somebody is torching some evidence. although why they would want to use fire in this age of the Staples brand cross-cut confetti shredder is beyond me.

JDM said...

Asshole Bush was lighting farts, I've seen it suggested.

Dirk Gently said...

dick was doing research on legalizing marijuana, similar to the supreme court deliberations on pornography.

he had to go through a lot of it before deciding it is bad for people.