Sunday, October 07, 2007

Department of WTF?

Diana's bodyguard escapes to Iraq: Report

LONDON: Diana's bodyguard Trevor Rees Jones, who survived the Paris car crash in which the princess of Wales was killed alongside her boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed, has escaped to Iraq to get away from the inquest into her death.

Jones, a key witness to the car crash, has taken a private security job in the war-torn country to avoid appearing at the inquest which opened this month, the Sunday Mirror reported.


If this guy is caught tapping his foot in a restroom stall next to Ahmed Chalabi, we could have a Perfect Storm of tinfoil hattery.

1 comment:

Vera Similitude said...

WHO would rather go to Iraq than...um, almost anything??
This guy must have some shit to hide.