And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...
Clash in Southeast Turkey Leaves 12 Dead
The rebels of the Kurdistan Workers' Party, or PKK, have been fighting for autonomy in southeast Turkey since 1984. The conflict has killed tens of thousands of people.
Kurdish rebels have killed about 80 soldiers since January, most in roadside bomb attacks on military vehicles.
Turkey has threatened to invade northern Iraq to eradicate rebel bases there if U.S. or Iraqi forces do not crack down on the PKK.
As Bush once said, "We've sent a message that is understood throughout the world: if you harbor a terrorist, if you support a terrorist, if you feed a terrorist, you're just as guilty as the terrorists.."
Clearly our next war is not an invasion of Iran, but an invasion of Kurdistan. USA! USA!