Monday, October 16, 2006

The only thing worse than Jeff Goldstein



Apparently the only thing worse than Jeff Goldstein is a complete lack of Jeff Goldstein. The graph shows what happened to Protein Wisdom after he went house hunting and left the blog to his idiot minions. Come back Pasty! Your website is dying! But before you return, make sure to read this recent winner of an igNobel award. It might help you with your mad writing skillz.

nb: The July peak on the graph is a result of the overhyped "Deb Frisch" controversy. When Pasty finally returns, expect another manufactured pissing match.

1 comment:

Dan C. said...

AWESOME. Goldstein has a very SMALL brain and I hear now he is into wrestling with cross-dressers or something! WTF!?