Saturday, July 08, 2006

They turn in clusters

You went to jail in the summer. It is fall now. You will have stories to cover -- Iraqi elections and suicide bombers, biological threats and the Iranian nuclear program. Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work -- and life.

Colin Powell Falls Ill In Aspen

(AP) ASPEN, Colo. Police say former Secretary of State Colin Powell was briefly hospitalized early Friday after he fell ill at a restaurant where he was dining with a group including former President Clinton.

Lay to Be Buried in Colorado After Houston `Broke His Heart'

Lay died of a massive heart attack on July 5, while vacationing in a home he once owned near Aspen, Colorado. He was awaiting sentencing after being convicted in May of federal fraud charges stemming from Enron's collapse, which wiped out more than 5,000 jobs and $1 billion in employee pensions.


Eli said...

So... assuming Judy and Scooter hooked up... Would that be a clusterfuck?

The Kenosha Kid said...

Damn you Eli! *shakes fist*