Rudy Can't Fail

Or maybe he can:

Ex-DeLay aide pleads guilty to fraud

Friday, March 31, 2006; Posted: 2:54 p.m. EST (19:54 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A former senior aide to Rep. Tom DeLay pleaded guilty Friday in federal court to fraud conspiracy, saying he joined a scheme with lobbyist Jack Abramoff and others to enrich themselves and illegally influence members of Congress.

In a deal with federal prosecutors, Tony Rudy -- DeLay's former deputy chief of staff and press secretary -- pleaded guilty to one count of mail and wire fraud in a conspiracy after he left DeLay's office to become a lobbyist. The count includes the violation of a one-year prohibition on lobbying after leaving government service, the government officials said.

Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Stop your foolin' around
Time you straightened right out
Better think of your future
Or else you'll wind up in jail
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy.