Monday, November 21, 2005

Ten Movies I Hate

I want to be one of the kewl kids, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon.

  1. The Wedding Singer. Adam Sandler piece of crap. No redeeming value.
  2. Wavelength by Michael Snow. If you've ever taken a college film class, you know what I'm talking about.
  3. Godzilla. The Matthew Broderick version. Because I actually shelled out ten bucks to see it in a theater.
  4. Planet of the Apes. The Mark Wahlberg version. See above.
  5. Closer. Can't believe I had to sit through that pretentious piece o' crap to see the steamy Natalie Portman scene.
  6. The Wedding Planner. Not even worth it for free on cable.
  7. The Sweetest Thing. See above. I didn't last half an hour.
  8. Pearl Harbor. Not a movie, a pitch meeting: "Let's combine Titanic with The English Patient..."
  9. Patch Adams. Oh. My. God.
  10. Full Metal Jacket. Because I've seen it so many times I know all the dialogue by heart. Damn you Full Metal Jacket! Damn you to hell!


Eli said...

Steamy Natalie Portman scene?


The Kenosha Kid said...

The one in the strip club.

Eli said...

*scribbles furiously*

The Kenosha Kid said...

I hope "scribbles" isn't some sort of euphemism.